North Carolina Firm Has Recalled Pork Products Reason: May be contaminated with plastic. Distribution: AL, the District of Columbia, FL, GA, ME, MS, NC, NY, PA, SC and Virginia. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/02/f0001142.htm Read Article

New York Firm Has Recalled Braunschweiger Reason: May be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes. Distribution: Ohio. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/02/f0001144.htm Read Article

Blue and White Food Products Has Recalled Sabra Salads Lox Spread Reason: May be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes. Distribution: NYC Metropolitan area. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/02/f0001146.htm Read Article

BCN Trading Has Recalled Asian Boy "Frozen Steamed Mackerel" Reason: May be contaminated with Clostridium botulinum spores. Distribution: NY, FL, MA, CT, New Jersey. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/02/f0001148.htm Read Article

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-- Anonymous, July 24, 2002

Answers

There are people who eat frozen steamed mackerel?

-- Anonymous, July 24, 2002

NOT ME!!!!!

Today's Recalls ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yamaha Has Recalled ATVs Reason: A mounting-bracket weld on the rear hub can come loose. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/02/p001106.htm Read Article

Young's J.K. Has Recalled Novelty Lighters Reason: These lighters do not have child-resistant mechanisms. Distribution: Oregon and Washington. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/02/p001108.htm Read Article

Cane Creek Has Recalled Bicycle Suspension Seat Posts Reason: The seat post's cradle, which attaches to the bicycle seat, can break. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/02/p001110.htm Read Article

Plantain Products Has Recalled Plantain and Cassava chips Reason: The products contained undeclared whey. Distribution: FL, TX, MD, MA and VA. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/02/f0001156.htm Read Article

William's Candy Has Recalled Chocolate Covered Orange Peel Reason: The product contained undeclared sulfites. Distribution: NY, MA and NH. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/02/f0001154.htm Read Article

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-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Today's Recalls ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ohio Firm Has Recalled Sausage Reason: May be contaminated with egg, a known allergen. Distribution: OH, and to Internet customers in CA, OH, PA and Michigan. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/02/f0001176.htm Read Article

Radio Flyer Has Recalled to Replace Steering Wheel on Toy Car Reason: Small part inside may pose a choking hazard to young children. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/02/p001112.htm Read Article

Small World Toys Has Recalled Sorter Toys July 25 Reason: Small part inside may pose a choking hazard to young children. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/02/p001114.htm Read Article

Lauri® Inc. Has Recalled Toddler Activity Sets and Puzzles Reason: Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/02/p001116.htm Read Article

BRIO(r) Corporation and Small World Toys Have Recalled Snail Pull Toy Reason: Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/02/p001118.htm Read Article

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-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Kinda like the admonition to make sure the little ones don't chew on the window sills because they might develop lead poisoning. The first rug rat who tries to eat my house will be used for intramural insulation.

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2002

...said the witch in the Gingerbread house...

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2002

I'll have you know it is a very WARM gingerbread house...

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2002

Children should be seen and not heard. And preferably not seen, either. When they're old enough to hold a sensible conversation, I'll tolerate 'em.

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2002