THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN WHILE REELING

FROM DRUGS, THREW HER CHILD AT THE CEILING.

WHEN QUIZZED WHY SHE DID,

SHE REPLIED "TO BE RID

OF A STRANGE, OVERPOWERING FEELING."

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2002

Answers

Oh lol, I missed those limericks...

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2002

i sat by the duchess at tea
she asked, "do you fart when you pee?"
i sad with some wit
"do you belch when you shit?"
and i felt it was one up to me


-- Anonymous, July 13, 2002

Good one FC.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2002

Mwhahahahhaha--

There was a young girl so teary-eyed You see, her problems were myriad She wanted to fuck But ran out of luck Today's the first day of her period.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2002

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKETT

WHO'S COCK WAS SO LONG HE COULD SUCK IT.

THERE WAS NO WAY TO FAKE IT,

SO HE WALKED AROUND NAKED,

SINCE HE HAD NOWHERE ELSE HE COULD TUCK IT.

...ah Saturdays...

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2002

and there was no where to F#@* it

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2002

I think we have too much fun here... or too many drugs..

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2002

there is another version of the one AO

The once was a man from mantuckit

whos slong was so long he could suck it

and one fine day and he wiped his chin he did say

if my ear was a pussy i`d fuck it

~poof~

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2002

heres something i wrote

LONG ROADS END...

"what fires burn within my heart and force me to contend

with the perils that await me at this tragic journey's end?

"i have walked the roads that lead to hell, i have challenged all but fate.

"i have fought and bled and carried on just to reach this final gate.

"and now the task before me looms, this dire deed undone;

"i shall make my stand against the three until the battle's won.

"what fear or wound could ever still this last defiant cry,

"as i stand against the shadow "neath the endless burning sky?"

-- Anonymous, July 15, 2002

here's a poem...

When i was young and very ill, a bird sat on my window sill. It came in and sat by my bed, and then i crushed it's little head.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2002

Forget the trees forget the grass Forget me and I'll kick your *bleep*

stuff is good stuff is fun cuz I just shot Ren with a gun

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2002

I got a haiku I had to do for HWK.

The pigeon swoops high

as very high as it can soar

then it is shot down.

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2002

what the heck wrong with the guy above me?! don't ya know what a haiko poem is?! it's about nature, not some freaken bird! jeez!

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

Hmmm,isn't nature animals you retarded ochu shit.

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

that was gonna be my next post =). ANIMAL---->NATURE--->IDIOT

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

please hear this traumatizing shock; a man was chasing his cock, ans as he whatched it run did he say; im going to catch it and put in a sock

-- Anonymous, August 27, 2002