Jay & Silent Bob lick balls

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You think Jay & Silent Bob are bad, one-note jokes in the comics, you should try dealing with them in real life. Yes - they are real people... real stupid people.
Trust me - any movie based on those two is gonna lick balls, because they both, in fact, lick balls. Namely, each other's.
P.S. - 'Clash of the Titans' doesn't stand the test of time.
Signed,
Darth Randal

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2002

Answers

You're all fucking next

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2002

....i like swords......

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2002

Do we need popcorn or riffles for this?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2002

how about both *hands krant popcorn and a gun*

~poof~

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002


*eats the rifles and throws the popcorn at hit-and runners* o.O ......*BAMM!!* *head explodes* *grows another head* *hit and runners choke on popcorn and die*

HAHH!! Buttered and salted DEATH!!!

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002



*gets the etarnal tiru* SSSSSTTTTAAAARRRRRLLIIGGHHTT HHOONEYMOON THERPYY KISS! *distroys hit n runners* Well that was fun *sits back and has some popcorn*

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002

i hate it when i forget about tags

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002

uh-oh...*watches Destany Weavar eat some popcorn* *he starts choking* Didnt you learn anything from those hit-and-runners?? >.< popcorn=evil....

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002

that was..er...interesting...*throws moldy cabbage at hit and runners* heahahahahahaha! *ren dies*

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002

Watches the chaos... ::laughing hysterically:: This is some horrible elaborate re-inactment put together on our bored... I personally i'm sorry I witnessed it...

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002


heeheehee...burgers=bad fart

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002

SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY FARTED! PUPPET-HEAD, WELCOME TO THE CLUB! *FaaaaAArrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRT* FUN TIMES! JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE SO FUNNY!

Jay - "What the shit are we gonna do?"

Bob - *Pulls out a dildo* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

AO - *dies laughing*

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002


i dont think we demented puppets can fart but,...i'll try...grrr...*farts sawdust* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2002

Hmm,,, yep. that's intresting.

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2002

I wonder...who posed as Jay & Silent Bob and posted that? who on ATFF posted it? im curious...

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2002


i'll award your curiousity with a vanilla coke.

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2002

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