Trevor in Korea!!!

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Went on the net looking to see if maybe there is some press releases out on Animatrix. Came up with this at www.hereinreality.com/chung.htm:

"From: Peter Chung Subject: LIVING LIKE A KING Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 20:26:21 -0400

So I've been in Korea for about a week and a half now and what can I say, LIFE IS GOOD....

I've got a spanking brand new 2000 sq. foot 3 bedroom apt. with a 200 sq. foot terrace running the entire length of my apartment with a view overlooking Korea's main river and nightline......Why do I need 3 bedrooms? Good question,.... the main bedroom is for my queen size bed,...where CHUNG is going to fuck every hot chick in Korea over the next 2 years (5 down, 1,000,000,000 left to go).... the second bedroom is for my harem of chickies, and the third bedroom is for all of you fuckers when you come out to visit my ass in Korea. I go out to Korea's finest clubs, bars and lounges pretty much every other night on the weekdays and everyday on the weekends to (I think in about 2 months, after I learn a little bit of the buyside business I'll probably go out every night on the weekdays). I know I was a stud in NYC but I pretty much get about, on average, 5-8 phone numbers a night and at least 3 hot chicks that say that they want to go home with me every night I go out. I love the buyside,.... I have bankers calling me everyday with opportunties and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know (golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing). The guys I work with are also all chilll - I live in the same apt building as my VP and he drives me around in his Porsche (1 of 3 in all of Korea) to work and when we go out. What can I say,.... live is good,...CHUNG is KING of his domain here in Seoul..... So,.... all of you fuckers better keep in touch and start making plans to come out and visit my ass ASAP, I'll show you guys an unbelievable time....My contact info is below.... Oh, by the way,... someone's gotta start fedexing me boxes of domes,...I brought out about 40 but I think I'll run out of them by Saturday.....

Laters, CHUNG

Peter Chung"

The format reminded me of the Herodotus file, the scenerio is reminiscent of the Last Time for Everything. Obviously it isn't the same Peter. Looking further into it I found out it was some guy in a group called the Carlyle Group, connected with you guessed it, politics. Found this out at www.hereinreality.com/carlyle.html. To quote:

"The closest the Carlyle Group has previously come to public attention was last May, when a Seoul-based employee called Peter Chung was forced to resign from his 100,000-a-year job after sending an email to friends - subsequently forwarded to thousands of others - boasting of his plans to "fuck every hot chick in Korea over the next two years". The more business-oriented activities of Carlyle's staff have been conducted much more quietly: since it was founded in 1987 by David Rubenstein, a policy assistant in Jimmy Carter's administration, and two lawyer friends, the firm has been dispatching an array of former world leaders on a series of strategic networking trips."

I got a good laugh out of it, (all along suspecting it wasn't our Peter Chung)...still one has to wonder where DO you get the inspiration to invent a guy like Trevor...

-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo9@cs.com), July 07, 2002

Answers

In all fairness to Trevor he had more savoir-faire than this guy. In this guys case I guess "Hard to find a girl with your specifications" (Trevor to Sybil) might refer to her exact address-Korea.

-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo9@cs.com), July 08, 2002.

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.....to be real; it's got to be real.

-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo9@cs.com), July 14, 2002.

Dangerboy-check out the column titled Manufactured Experiences imposed upon us; very candidly Chung, (he is delectable, even if he and I get along like cats and dogs now) veryyyyy svelte.....

-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo9@cs.com), July 14, 2002.

HAHAHA I read that email going "You know, this doesn't sound like the Peter we know..." but I also wondered... Can Peter throw out pickup lines like Trevor?

skye

-- skye (skyknyt@aol.com), July 08, 2002.


God do I ever WISH that were Chung!! It's the sort of blasted tack I yoozhullee dake wif peebul in any evereeday regyalor konvorzazhun yuh nooooo... but alas, y'all may as well know (though from my own manner or lack thereof I am admittedly no expert) Mr. Chung is, in person, the epitome of svelte. Whoever wrote that was like toddulley fkd obp en Peedur dunno evun howda immitade MEE, leddulone rendur so rillizdik uh chunka raw diyalog az evudinzd abuv en yoo kun axz mee kuzziyowda NOOOOO

-- DANGERBOY (artian@charter.net), July 14, 2002.


What a pile of shit...

-- Ralph Wiggenbottam III (FasterFriendlier@aol.com), April 22, 2003.

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