#1 NBA draft pick is China's 7'-5", 300# Yao Ming taken by Houston Rockets. Should be interesting to see this guy play Shaq.

Are human beings becoming too big? How many airline seats does this guy require?

-- (lars@indy.net), June 27, 2002

Answers

Yao dunkee on Shaq. You rooze now, lound eye devils

-- (Xiou Walton @ Put it down.Big man!), June 27, 2002.

Walton, you are without doubt the most irritating sports-caster ever. Shaq will eat Yao's lunchee. He hasn't a Chinaman's chance.

-- (lars@indy.net), June 27, 2002.

This begs the question, if you are 7'5", what's the point in jumping?

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), June 27, 2002.

Ask Shawn Bradley

-- (lars@indy.net), June 27, 2002.

Shouldn't they ask someone that can jump.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), June 27, 2002.

Becha Sacremento wouldn't trade Mike Bibby for Chairman Yao.

-- (lars@indy.net), June 27, 2002.

300# is pretty light when spread over 7 five to out muscle Shaq. Trouble is this guy has a pretty good outside shot to boot. Gonna be a player.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), June 27, 2002.

For a big man, he's a heckuva ping-pong player. Darn clever, these Chineee.

-- (Marv Albert @ bite ass. Yessss!), June 28, 2002.

The bust of the draft.

-- FutureShock (gray@mater.think), June 30, 2002.

A voice of sanity.

How are you FS?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), June 30, 2002.

Jack Boot

I am good overall. On vacation this week so I have time to check in. Business has been overwhelmingly good, and we have been incredibly busy both in business and in non-business sectors.

I was not having fun anymore debating with myself.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), July 03, 2002.

When Sasquatch is finally discovered, do you think he would be a good NBA player?

-- (lars@indy.net), July 03, 2002.

Lars, a penetrating question. It raises the issue of inter-species sport (an issue that our speciesist leaders prefer to ignore). I say let's confront the issue directly: Should orangutans be allowed to be on the Malayan Olympic gymnastics team? Should Dolphins be allowed on the Bahamian swim team?

What is a species anyhow? Aren't species merely a social construct? Don't mice and men share 95% DNA?

Thank you Lars.

-- (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 03, 2002.

How do you think Abdul Jabbar would have played Shaq? Bill Russell? Wilt Chamberlain? Walton?

-- (roland@hatemail.com), July 04, 2002.