Date:

Wed, 5 Jun 2002 15:03:50 -0700

From:

memontan@tricity.wsu.edu

To:

larsguy@yahoo.com,

Subject:

Super Soaker

Dear Mr. Lars, I am a student at Washington State University of the Tri-Cities, and I am doing a report and a presentation on your product: the "Super Soaker"

This class is called "Business Ethics" and I would love to have more information about your business.

Any thing that I could have from you will be of importance to me.

since my class is for summer, my presentation is going to be on June 18. I appreciate your time and effort.

Thank you very much,

Maria Montano

1525 N. 3rd.

Pasco, WA 99301

(509) 542-8010

memontan@tricity.wsu.edu

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Cherri--

I received the above email yesterday. I have nothing to do with "Super Soakers". Aren't Super Soakers some kind of vicious crowd-control weapon?

What is the "tri-cities"? There is no Maria Montano listed in Yahoo People Finder. Could you have her checked out? I am afraid I am being cyber-stalked. Any advice?

Thanks.

-- (lars@indy.net), June 11, 2002

Answers

Tell her to come and see me, I'd be happy to show her how my "Super Soaker" works.

-- Johnny Wad (free@shower.demonstrations), June 11, 2002.

The Tri-Cities are Kenewick, Pasco, and Richland and are located in the South-Eastern part of Washington State. I don't know if Cherri knows her, but since I live in Washington State I can attest to the fact that I do not know her.

Since she gave you her phone # you could call her and ask her what she wants.

-- dr. pibb (the@advice.guru), June 11, 2002.

I'm sore afraid.

-- (lars@indy.net), June 11, 2002.

Wow, didn't notice that you posted her phone number. Isn't that kind of private? Oh well, thanks, I'll give her a call.

-- Johnny Wad (super@soaker.schlongmeister), June 11, 2002.

A supersoaker is a big squirt gun, looks like those things they use in the movies to blow away big trucks. I live on the west side of the state, which for you east coasters, is the equilavent of 4 or 5 states away-distance wise.

Wazoo is known for as a party school, but perhaps the person who invented the supersoaker was named Lars. Guess you could do a search and see who invented it.

-- Cherri (whatever@who.cares), June 12, 2002.

Johhny,

You're welcome. She sent me, a stranger, her name, address, email and phone number. I am free to publish it wherever I want; free to write it on any bathroom wall that I choose. I did reply to her email saying that I was not the supersoaker guy.

Please let us know the results of your phone call. My guess is that she is selling something. People from Pasco are very suspect.

-- (lars@indy.net), June 12, 2002.

Nope, she ain't selling anything, in fact she is going to love my super soaker so much that she'll probably pay me to play with it. She said she can't wait to get her hands on it, she wants me to spray her all over with it.

-- Johnny Wad (packin@big.gun), June 12, 2002.