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....is my foreskin back. Someone took it without my permission. Can I get a prepuce transplant?
-- (email@example.com), June 11, 2002
Nemesis, I am sorry for your loss. My prepuce is a source of profound pleasure and pride.
Alas, prepusi cannot be transplanted. However, you may be interested in prepuce reconstruction.
-- (Algernon C. Braithewait III @ Cambridge.MA), June 11, 2002.
Didn't you know that babies, both born and unborn, have no rights; no rights to life and no rights to prepuces. Just ask Flint and the other pro-abortion folks.
-- (solly@cholly.), June 11, 2002.
Trust me, you don't want it back. Too much work cleaning out all the smegma.
-- Johhny Wad (better to have @ squeaky clean. chrome dome), June 11, 2002.
Johnny, you ever heard of soap and water? I tend to accumulate clitoral smegma but I find that careful rub-dub-dub is very effective. Sometimes I do my hairy armpits and anus too.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 11, 2002.
Of course, but I need to use a toothbrush to get in there underneath all the folds of skin. Like I said, it's a lot of extra work. I can help you keep that snatch clean though, I have a loofa condom that scrubs it up real good.
-- Johhny Wad (lets go lorelei @ i'll give you. a wash and lube), June 11, 2002.
Iím circumcised and Iím content. But, as all men know, a good penis is like a good car. As long as it starts up reliably when you want it to, and keeps going for as long as needed -- why complain or wonder if you should have gotten a different model? Now, if yours doesnít ďstart upĒ the way you want, I suppose youíve got a valid complaint.
-- E.H.Porter (email@example.com), June 12, 2002.
Sometimes we're just stuck and we have to live with it; you with a small penis, me with big feet.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 12, 2002.
And Democrats with small intellects.
-- Just calling them like (I@see.them), June 14, 2002.
Thank you for a bit of perspective E.H.
-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), June 14, 2002.