Sunday blabbin, pool fillin and powerful restin. [preachin]

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Well, Sunday afternoon at about 3pm. The sun is hot and shinin down on this old hillbilly's house. Shade trees don't help much when the humidity is about a bazillion percent, more or less. Mr A/C is runnin quite a lot but that's ok. I need to pay more cash out to the REA--just so they can keep our lines up and current flowin. No complaints about that tho.

Lil Dumplin filled up a little wadin pool for our grandkids and pumped the well dry!!! After shutt'n down the pump for a couple minutes or so I kicked the pump back on. Everything is ok now. I forgot to tell'r to not open the spigot full open--if fact I rekon I was the one who opened the valve! Well anyhow, old hillbillys ain't too smart to start with and what with all the other horrible things happenin to me it's understandable. Those bad thngs happenin to me? Well-that'd have to be the loss of my young man robust figure!! What was a huge chest bulgin with muskels is now a shade that fell to my waist--for my size 14 feet! Who says feet don't grow in the shade?

Still healed, still glorify'n Almighty God and still tellin anybody that will listen! What He did for me He will do for anybody. He is not a respector of persons!

Crops are dry around here, needin rain shortly to make things grow a mite. Rekon ole jeep will be over tomorrow and probably finish the porch roof. I sure hope so--I'm still so sore from last week that it's difficult to heist up my quart mater juice can fulla Iced Tea!

Anxiously awaitin the opportunity to acquire a Ford Model A. Checkin on some but they apparently are lined with GOLD! Maybe if'n I'm a good little boy [yeah right] Lil Dumplin will buy me one. Somehow I'm not holdin my breath for that to happen!

Well-this old hick is hot, tired and dry. Time to cool off a mite, nap in my recliner and drink a bunch of T. I'm already undressed as much as decent without gettin hollered at by Lil Dumpllin. "What if somebody comes to the house and you runnin around in your undershorts and socks"? "Well, Lil Dumplin, rekon they'll see my massive chest that fell"! She don't think that kinda reasonin is proper!

Be cool dudes and dudettes! I'm fix'n to do some powerful restin and drinkin. Tetley needs my money. old hoot. Matt.24:44

-- old hoot gibson (hoot@pcinetwork.com), June 09, 2002


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