Long bets

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Speculations on future trends. Bring you bux to Long Bets.

-- (roland@hatemail.com), June 01, 2002


I will wager 100K that in 300 years the average human being will be the size of Shaquille O'Neill. The social implications are enormous. The strain on food resources alone could be an ecological disaster. Buildings, beds and vehicles will have to bew redesigned to a new scale. The basket in basketball will have to be raised to 15 feet.

This is a waste. I urge biologists and psychologists to create a race of smaller people.

-- (Mbuti, the pygmy Goddess @ Ituri.Forest), June 01, 2002.

Short people are an abomination.

-- (Randy Newman @ I luv.LA), June 01, 2002.

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