Just in case ya'll wanna know how to build a lethal bomb, capable of causin irreversable damage to ya'lls body--follow along closely.

As we all get older the old sayin comes to mind---"You try to kill yourself the first 40 years and the last 40 years you try to save youself". It's true because I know from experience. Also after the ripe old age of 40---even old hillbillys tend to get smarter!

Back to the bomb build'n directions. Depending upon how many folks ya'll wanna kill or cripple---the following.

Start each day off with a big slab of bacon with 3 eggs fried in that bacon grease. Mite as well eat some of that newfangled "store bought" bread with all the sugar in it. Ya'll'll also need about 6 real sweet Cinnamon rolls to dunk in that huge cuppa sugar sweeten'd coffee.

Lay around the rest of the mornin, watchin T.V. and snakin on cookies [choc. chip?] whilst down'n at least 6 cans of cola that's filled with sugar/corn sweetner.

For Dinner [noon meal for all ya'll city slickers]--fry up a great big slab of cured ham! Ya'll'll also need some "soppin" gravy, more sweet, store bought bread--a skillet full of fried taters, onions and a chunk or two of fatback or greasy bacon fried with the taters.

After just absolutely wearin yourself out eatin--lay down and take a nap for a couple hours. Wake up, more cola and a mid afternoon snak of left over ham---that is if any was left over from dinner!

For supper[evenin meal to us hillbillys] How about some homemade biskits, left over ham and ham gravy, sugar sweet Iced Tea and a half of a choclate cake! Watch the boob toob til time for bed.

A sandwich of ham just before "beddy bye" time and another slab of cake. Straight to be before ya'll have time to get tired.

Make sure before hittin the hay to leave the cake out on the bar for the Midnight smak[I know I wrote "smak"---who wants a snak when it's cake"] that's expected to last until at least 2 AM!

This completes the instrutions for the "lethal time bomb". If this is followed by only yourself then the only one hurt physically is YOU! Your family will suffer the rest of their days after you die prematurely from a HEART ATTACK or CANCER or DIABETES! If you invite folks to eat with your everyday then you are also fix'n to kill them too.

Now, this ain't a very purty subject to talk about and I may have mislead ya'll with the "bomb buildin directions" but it got your attention, didn't it? It ain't a purty site to see precious folks dyin young with those horrible diseases caused by a lifestyle like the one described above.

Oh, I can attest to the fact that this type of grub will cause problems as listed above. My former lifestyle wasn't quite as bad as this one but it still had the same outcome. That outcome lasted until January 12, 02 when Almighty God set me free of Heart Disease, Colon cancer, diabetes and arthritis. Almighty God is waitin for your prayer of acceptance of salvation and healing!

"Greater is He that's in you than he that's in the world"! "No weapon formed against me shall prosper"! Old hoot. Matt.24:44

-- old hoot gibson (hoot@pcinetwork.com), May 31, 2002

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so what your saying is, it doenst work

-- Stan (sopal@net-pert.com), June 01, 2002.

Hoot, if you e-mail Chuck he thinks he can make the font-size bigger for you... If you need his address, or his phone number, e-mail me, and I will send them to you.

-- Melissa in SE Ohio (me@home.net), June 01, 2002.

Hey Hoot,

With a title like that you probably have every govenment anti- terrorist computer guy checking up on you. Good thing you gave them something to think about while they spy on the rest of us.

Keep it up.

Talk to you later.

-- Bob in WI (bjwick@hotmail.com), June 01, 2002.