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hello my name is galagala and i have a fucked up life... any idea how i can make it better? please be specific
-- Vincent V. (Vincent@V.com), May 28, 2002
Vincent, you must learn to embrace the contradictions!!!
For example, you want lots of money, but you don't want to do any of the bothersome things required in order to acquire any. That's a contradiction!
In this situation, the best thing to do is to buy a lottery ticket. This will actually take you farther from your goal of having money by taking money out of your pocket and throwing it down a bottomless hole. That's another contradiction! But... and here is the true beauty of it... you won't notice you have less money, because it is only a little bit less money! And you'll actually believe that this stupid, pointless action may someday help you.
That's what I mean by embracing the contradictions! Irrationality is always the most comfortable place to be, because with total irrationality we never know what's wrong with our lives or how to fix it, so we eventually learn to let go of our problems and be happy!!!!!
-- Little Nipper (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), May 29, 2002.
yes but.... ummmm hmmmm r u single?
-- Vincent V. (Vincent@V.com), May 29, 2002.
I was seperated from my Siamese twin, Pointless, many years ago. But we remain close.
-- Aimless (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), May 30, 2002.
Headshape, the difference between Aimless and Pointless is headshape. Pointless had a rather big nose, but was hardly disfigured. Aimless OTOH has a head like a speartip or when he hasn't shaved his head, like an asparagus shoot.
-- 2 (email@example.com), June 06, 2002.