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Something came up today and it reminded me of the legendary flatulence thread on the old TB2K forum. For those who need a memory jogger, here's that great limerick:
There was a young fellow from Sparta,
A really magnificent farter,
On the strength of one bean,
He'd fart God Save the Queen,
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
He could vary with proper persuasion,
His fart to suit the occasion,
He could fart like a flute,
Like a lark, like a lute,
This highly fartistic caucasian.
He'd fart a gavotte for a starter,
And fizzle a fine serenata.
He could play on his anus,
Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, hum tah-da!
He was great in the Christmas Cantata,
He could double-stop fart the Toccata,
He'd boom from his ass,
Bach's B-Minor Mass,
And in counterpoint, La Traviata.
Spurred on by a very high wager,
With an envious German named Bager,
He'd proceed to fart
The complete oboe part,
Of the Haydn Octet in B-Major.
It went off in capital style,
And he farted it through with a smile.
Then feeling quite jolly,
He tried the finale,
Blowing double-stopped farts all the while.
The selection was tough, I admit,
But it did not dismay him a bit.
Then with ass thrown aloft,
He suddenly coughed,
And collapsed in a shower of shit.
The link to the original thread is here. Do you realize that thread was posted in April 1999???
-- Anonymous, May 27, 2002