(1) You believe in Santa Claus.
(2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
(3) You are Santa Claus.
(4) You look like Santa Claus.

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2002

Answers

Ho ho ho!

[bet you knew I would say that!]

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2002

That's funny. I thought I looked like one of the elves.

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2002

I look more like the sack the toys are in.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2002

i feel like the wrapping paper the toys were wrapped in.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2002