please tell me how edgar allan poe died....

kevin

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

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edgar allen poe died from chocking on a pies dog shit while tossin his dogs salad

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2002

Despite the claims of the esteemed Silly Boi 68 it is not exactly known of what Poe died. He was found delirious and possibly ill used and/or intoxicated by a press gang in a vote fraud scheme. His clothes had been exchanged, a practice of disguising the hapless repeat voters as they were marched from polling place to polling place by the thugs. But we have no witnesses, no credible diagnosis, no autopsy. After disappearing and being found incoherent Poe died a few days later in the hospital. www.eapoe.org for more details.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2002