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85th annual Indy 500, May 26, 2002

-- (lars@indy.net), May 20, 2002

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This event is a rare treat. If you are lucky, it will be 80 deg and sunny. If you are not lucky, it will be 60 deg and rain delayed. This year offers the added suspense of experiencing a terror attack.

No matter what, you will enjoy the 2-3 hour wait to enter the track, the 2-3 hour wait as 300,000 leave the track, the friendly lines at the rest rooms, the thrilling moments when Jim Nabors warbles "Back Home Again In Indiana" and the besotted Mary Hulman George intones "Lady and Gentlemen, start your engines".

Indy is especially festive at this time of the year and loves to gouge visitors 300%-400% for motel, hotel and food.

Go Sarah Fisher, age 21, starting 9th.

-- (lars@indy.net), May 20, 2002.


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