Corinthian League Match 15

19 February 1995, FA Cup v Man City at SJP, we won 3-1 with 2 from Dizzy and 1 from Bez.

Playername	Status	Pts
Srnicek	Started	2
Venison	Started	2
Beresford	Started	4
Fox	Started	2
Howey	Started	2
Lee	Started	2
Beardsley	Started	2
Hottiger	Started	2
Peacock D	Started	2
Gillespie	Started	6
Kitson	Started	2

Premiership

Home			Away
Barton's Samba	1	3	Kegsy's Kickabouts
Oooarya Oooarya FC	2	0	Mortlake Mags
Pilgrim's Converts	1	1	Bokbefok
Real Gone Kid	2	1	Brewery Droopers
The CosmoStars	0	2	Dynamo Seghill
Unreal Whalemeat	3	3	East Hepple Harriers
Wallsend Old Boys	2	1	Fatfield Fantoms
Yelli's Yobs	2	4	Fumblebuck United

Division One

Home			Away
Baltimorons	0	2	MinesaS&N Academicals
Preston Big End	4	2	Minnesota Fatties
Raphael's Rovers	4	3	Blaydon Racers
Spayne	4	3	Cunning Linguists
The SuperTarts	0	3	Deportivo la Cramlington
Wandering Athletic	4	3	Douglas All Boys
Wark This Way	2	2	Fife Flyers
Wellfield Wanderers	3	1	Garcia's Missing Finger

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Answers

Tables

Premiership
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Kegsy's Kickabouts	Kegsy	15	9	5	0	49	39	1	0	0	3	1	52	35	12
Brewery Droopers	Pete Miller	15	4	0	0	16	11	5	2	4	39	38	55	29	6
Fumblebuck United	Galaxy	15	5	4	3	38	31	2	1	0	11	8	49	26	10
Dynamo Seghill	jonno	15	5	1	0	23	14	2	4	3	23	24	46	26	8
Fatfield Fantoms	Pit Bill	15	6	1	3	32	30	1	1	3	11	15	43	23	-2
Barton's Samba	Barton	15	2	2	4	19	22	4	2	1	29	19	48	22	7
Real Gone Kid	SellElena	15	5	0	1	23	13	2	1	6	26	31	49	22	5
Unreal Whalemeat	Josh	15	4	4	2	39	36	2	0	3	18	19	57	22	2
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	15	6	2	4	44	41	0	1	2	7	9	51	21	1
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	15	5	4	5	45	44	0	0	1	3	4	48	19	0
Bokbefok	Bok	15	1	0	1	5	5	4	3	6	32	36	37	18	-4
Oooarya Oooarya FC	gus	15	1	0	1	4	4	3	4	6	43	45	47	16	-2
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	15	1	1	2	10	11	3	3	5	31	39	41	16	-9
East Hepple Harriers	True	15	1	0	7	20	33	3	2	2	20	19	40	14	-12
The CosmoStars	PeteT	15	2	1	5	15	16	2	0	5	21	28	36	13	-8
Mortlake Mags	Dan	15	0	0	0	0	0	4	1	10	33	51	33	13	-18

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Division 1
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Deportivo la Cramlington	Andy	15	4	0	2	20	15	5	2	2	32	24	52	29	13
Wark This Way	Bobby	15	6	4	2	40	39	2	1	0	8	6	48	29	3
Garcia's Missing Finger	Tony Green Jnr	15	7	2	3	41	30	1	1	1	6	7	47	27	10
Fife Flyers	macbeth	15	4	5	1	31	25	2	2	1	17	15	48	25	8
Cunning Linguists	Kennyboy	15	3	1	0	14	9	4	2	5	40	36	54	24	9
Wellfield Wanderers	Softie	15	6	5	3	43	40	0	1	0	2	2	45	24	3
Minnesota Fatties	Screacher	15	0	0	0	0	0	7	2	6	43	44	43	23	-1
Wandering Athletic	Paul	15	5	1	4	34	35	1	1	3	13	15	47	20	-3
The SuperTarts	Steph	15	2	2	4	13	25	3	2	2	25	19	38	19	-6
MinesaS&N Academicals	Muzzainoz	15	4	2	8	39	43	1	0	0	2	0	41	17	-2
Baltimorons	Ciara	15	2	2	4	19	21	2	3	2	21	23	40	17	-4
Spayne	Garcie	15	3	2	1	23	22	2	0	7	15	25	38	17	-9
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	15	0	1	1	4	5	4	3	6	39	40	43	16	-2
Douglas All Boys	Gibbo	15	3	0	5	23	31	2	1	4	23	24	46	16	-9
Raphael's Rovers	Nick Raphael	15	1	2	1	15	15	2	3	6	31	33	46	14	-2
Preston Big End	Clarky	15	1	0	1	6	6	2	5	6	41	45	47	14	-4

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Corinthian League Stottie Cup Draw

No	Home Team		No	Away Team
13	The CosmoStars	Vs	10	Oooarya Oooarya FC
11	Pilgrim's Converts	Vs	12	Real Gone Kid
15	Wallsend Old Boys	Vs	4	Dynamo Seghill
27	Raphael's Rovers	Vs	19	Cunning Linguists
16	Yelli's Yobs	Vs	3	Brewery Droopers
21	Douglas All Boys	Vs	17	Baltimorons
29	The SuperTarts	Vs	32	Wellfield Wanderers
2	Bokbefok	Vs	26	Preston Big End
14	Unreal Whalemeat	Vs	7	Fumblebuck United
23	Garcia's Missing Finger	Vs	20	Deportivo la Cramlington
25	Minnesota Fatties	Vs	9	Mortlake Mags
31	Wark This Way	Vs	22	Fife Flyers
1	Barton's Samba	Vs	5	East Hepple Harriers
6	Fatfield Fantoms	Vs	28	Spayne
8	Kegsy's Kickabouts	Vs	18	Blaydon Racers
24	MinesaS&N Academicals	Vs	30	Wandering Athletic

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

At long last - an easy 3 points! ;o{)

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Devasted by yet another loss and certain mid-table mediocrity, the 'morons were locked in the dressing room attempting to draw stottie cups, but their efforts are being thwarted by the fact that they've never actually seen stotties served in cups.

Their manager shook her head in despair.

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

At long last - an easy 3 points for the Big End! ;o{)

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

terrific cup draw :-(

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Terrific South Coast derby......well played `wor kid! Age before beauty and all that. (;o)

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Oh, what a surprise, drawn away in the cup. Hmm, an away match, that'll be an unusual experience.

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Geordie, what are you on about? It's a great cup draw ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

We will probably get stuffed 4-0 now

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

WINNER !!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

Ah, the ignominy, the embarrassment. Calls for the Fatties' coach to resign. I must say, I am shell(fish) shocked. I will have to take a few moments to consider my future.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2002

Right - despite al the doom and gloon at the Pudding Bowl, I have decided to stick it out (you'll get arrested - Ed). With the prospect of 15 straight home games in the league and the start of a cup run against relegation candidates Mortlake Mugs as the inaugral match at the Pudding Bowl, we're rarin' to go.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2002

Two away losses have left us floundering. Still, just 4 more away games and all the rest will be at home....

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2002

Just remember Screach that you're never as good as you think you are, and never as bad! Old Geordie proverb. ;o{)

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2002

You're not the only one with fifteen straight home games to go, Screach.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2002