"I have never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."

Joan Collins, born May 23, 1933.

-- paul (primrose@centex.net), May 20, 2002

Answers

Don't we all.

-- Gayle in KY (gayleannesmith@yahoo.com), May 20, 2002.

I would settle for someone that would do all the cleaning.

-- Joanie (ber-gust@prodigy.net), May 21, 2002.