"Bravery" test

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It seems that before settling on his final 23 for the World Cup Senol Gunes, the manager of Turkey has insisted that his players undergo not only a strenuous fitness test but also a bravery test. He said, "You can't play for Turkey if you're chicken."

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Answers

Hat, coat .....

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

If they aren't up for the games they'll get stuffed

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

You may mock, but I hear they've got a couple of great wingers.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

That's foul

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

(or is it spelt fowl?)

(seriously)

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002



In that climate they could be in for a roasting.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Or hung, drawn and quartered? (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

I expect someone to keep us abreast of the situation

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Now why don't you lot stop all this chicken ****..your all just scratching around in the dirt trying to get some cheep cheep laughs

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2002

I know, we're being a right bunch of cocks

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2002


I've just chooked this thread for the first time and there are some very poultry puns on here.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2002

Ha ha, now pullet the other one...

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2002

...are you "talking turkey" there Ciara?

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2002

I hear Temuri Ketsbaia is likely to join them - after his operation.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2002

They'll definitely need a claws in their contracts.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2002


& their attack would be feather weight.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2002

A very sage comment Josh.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2002

Jacko - are you trying to curry favour ?

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2002

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