Corinthian League Match 13

16 December 1995: Everton at SJP, we won 1-0 with a Ferdinand goal despite having Bez sent off after half an hour. Off came Gillespie for Albert as we battled gamely on. It looked like the stuff of champions.

Playername	Status	Pts
Srnicek	Started	4
Barton	Started	3
Howey	Started	3
Peacock D	Started	3
Beresford	Started	3
Clark	Started	2
Gillespie	Started	2
Albert	Substitute	2
Lee	Started	2
Ginola	Started	2
Beardsley	Started	2
Ferdinand	Started	4

Premiership

Home			Away
Barton's Samba	3	4	Fumblebuck United
Kegsy's Kickabouts	4	2	Fatfield Fantoms
Pilgrim's Converts	2	5	Oooarya Oooarya FC
Real Gone Kid	5	2	Mortlake Mags
The CosmoStars	1	2	Bokbefok
Unreal Whalemeat	6	6	Brewery Droopers
Wallsend Old Boys	5	2	Dynamo Seghill
Yelli's Yobs	3	2	East Hepple Harriers

Division One

Home			Away
Baltimorons	2	2	Garcia's Missing Finger
MinesaS&N Academicals	2	4	Fife Flyers
Raphael's Rovers	5	5	Preston Big End
Spayne	4	3	Minnesota Fatties
The SuperTarts	2	2	Blaydon Racers
Wandering Athletic	2	6	Cunning Linguists
Wark This Way	3	3	Deportivo la Cramlington
Wellfield Wanderers	5	4	Douglas All Boys

The home ground just urged Raphael's Rovers to hold on in this thrilling bottom of the basement draw whilst the Fatties lost ground amongst the playoff hopefuls.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Answers

Tables

Premiership
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Kegsy's Kickabouts	Kegsy	13	9	4	0	46	36	0	0	0	0	0	46	31	10
Brewery Droopers	Pete Miller	13	4	0	0	16	11	5	2	2	36	30	52	29	11
Fatfield Fantoms	Pit Bill	13	6	1	3	32	30	1	1	1	7	8	39	23	1
Fumblebuck United	Galaxy	13	5	4	3	38	31	1	0	0	4	3	42	22	8
Dynamo Seghill	jonno	13	5	1	0	23	14	1	3	3	18	21	41	22	6
Unreal Whalemeat	Josh	13	4	2	2	33	30	2	0	3	18	19	51	20	2
Barton's Samba	Barton	13	2	2	3	18	19	3	2	1	25	17	43	19	7
Real Gone Kid	SellElena	13	4	0	0	19	9	2	1	6	26	31	45	19	5
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	13	5	2	3	40	37	0	1	2	7	9	47	18	1
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	13	4	4	4	38	37	0	0	1	3	4	41	16	0
Bokbefok	Bok	13	1	0	1	5	5	3	2	6	28	33	33	14	-5
Oooarya Oooarya FC	gus	13	0	0	0	0	0	3	4	6	43	45	43	13	-2
Mortlake Mags	Dan	13	0	0	0	0	0	4	1	8	32	45	32	13	-13
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	13	0	0	2	5	9	3	3	5	31	39	36	12	-12
The CosmoStars	PeteT	13	1	1	4	9	12	2	0	5	21	28	30	10	-10
East Hepple Harriers	True	13	1	0	7	20	33	2	1	2	14	14	34	10	-13

Kegsy's Kickabouts see their unbeaten record take them top of the league. Who knows what away matches will bring them?

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Division 1
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Deportivo la Cramlington	Andy	13	4	0	2	20	15	4	2	1	28	20	48	26	13
Wark This Way	Bobby	13	5	3	2	35	36	2	1	0	8	6	43	25	1
Cunning Linguists	Kennyboy	13	3	1	0	14	9	4	2	3	35	29	49	24	11
Garcia's Missing Finger	Tony Green Jnr	13	7	2	3	41	30	0	1	0	2	2	43	24	11
Fife Flyers	macbeth	13	4	5	1	31	25	2	1	0	13	9	44	24	10
Minnesota Fatties	Screacher	13	0	0	0	0	0	7	1	5	38	39	38	22	- 1
Wellfield Wanderers	Softie	13	4	5	3	36	37	0	1	0	2	2	38	18	-1
The SuperTarts	Steph	13	1	2	3	10	20	3	2	2	25	19	35	16	-4
Douglas All Boys	Gibbo	13	3	0	5	23	31	2	1	2	19	17	42	16	-6
MinesaS&N Academicals	Muzzainoz	13	4	2	7	37	40	0	0	0	0	0	37	14	-3
Baltimorons	Ciara	13	2	2	3	19	19	1	3	2	17	21	36	14	-4
Wandering Athletic	Paul	13	3	1	4	26	31	1	1	3	13	15	39	14	-7
Spayne	Garcie	13	2	2	0	18	16	2	0	7	15	25	33	14	-8
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	13	0	1	1	4	5	3	3	5	33	35	37	13	-3
Preston Big End	Clarky	13	0	0	0	0	0	2	5	6	41	45	41	11	-4
Raphael's Rovers	Nick Raphael	13	0	1	1	8	9	2	3	6	31	33	39	10	-3

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Yet another bliddy away game. In wor league, only me and Clarky have been "playing away" all season. We'll be getting a reputation if we don't watch oot!

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Wark failing to take home advantage during this nail biting, top of the table clash. Credit to Cramlington, they brought their own sandwiches.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Another 6 goals scored away from home for KB's marauding linguists. It looks like the freefall has well and truly been halted.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Better.... but clearly only half of the envelope contents arrived

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

After the previous game where we scored 5 times and failed to win, the Droopers went one better and scored six. And still failed to win. Still, an away point's not to be sniffed at in this competition. WE AREn't quite TOP OF THE LEAGUE, SAY WE AREn't quite TOP OF THE LEAGUE.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Bloody hell part 2

That's now SEVEN BLOODY TEEN GOALS conceded in three games.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

I knew it. You wait for away leg, young Softie! How many yellow cards were there in that match?

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Softie, do we really have to play away? I'm not sure how my players will cope away from all their home comforts. I hear that at Ooarya Ooarya's ground they don't even have running water yet never mind bubble bath.

-- Anonymous, May 17, 2002

Kegsy, I'm pretty sure there'll be bubbles in Oooarya's bath. Mind, I can understand why you wouldn't want to join the "bubble machine" in there.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2002

Of course we have running water, it comes in through the back door and out the front door.

There are league standards to meet!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2002