...as the season's over:

Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall when a flower show was in progress. One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For a fiver I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five notes. As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall, followed by loud applause.

The streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.

"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement!"

Garciesque, n'est-ce pas?

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

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Another Pathetic attempt at humour:

A woman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.

The bartender says, "Hey you can't bring that pig into the bar."

The woman says, "It's not a pig, it's a duck."

The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

Hat, coat................I'm oota here.

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Two old blokes sat on a park bench on a lovely spring morning. One says to the other "it's nice out". The other says "Really? Well I'll get mine out too".

TAXI!

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Don't forget your hat Nick son - last time I looked it was drizzling out.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

lol

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

A chap inadvertently went into the ladies changing room in his local golf club. He did not notice his plight until he finished showering and noticed the line of ladies standing between him and the door. He had only one towel and to escape identification he put it over his head and made for the exit. The first lady said "He is not my husband" The second lady said "And indeed he is not my husband" The third lady said - with a degree of certainty............ "And he is not a member of the club either!"

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002