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i know someone who might be interested in your drumset. what's that info on it? what kind, how old, how much etc.
-- Punk Princess LaUrA (email@example.com), May 13, 2002
it is a pearl export, about 5 years old, but nothing is broken or anything, it is dark green, is a full set, with cymbals included, and if someone is interested, they can email me and I will get back to them with further info like the size of the drums and stuff
-- nathan (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 14, 2002.
what can I say, I like to use commas, and I'm notorious for writing run-on sentences, I guess it's something I need to work on, by the way did you know we have an irate radiohead fan checking out our messageboard? I didn't
-- nathan (email@example.com), May 15, 2002.
-- comma police, arrest this man (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 14, 2002.
KARMA police you fucking idiot.
-- (email@example.com), May 14, 2002.
you must drive your english teachers insane with your incessant comma usage. but hey, at least YOU caught my pun... unlike the angry mysterio fan that seems to be lurking around this neck of the woods.
-- alicia (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 15, 2002.
and maybe i will get my video? i do believe it was about year ago when i handed ronnie that video at cap at told him he wasn't allowed to watch the stuff that was before the party. i remember it was prolly some time in may because john larson (my stinky bf at the time) didn't show up so his friends felt the need to come talk to me and explain the situation so i wouldn't kick him in his head and they were like "so you guys almost finished with skewl this year" "yea, jus a couple more weeks" yea...a whole year without that video... everytime i call ron's cell and remind him...well look i am giving ronnie more notice...i will be there on friday, PLEASE bring my video!!! u promised!!!!
other than that, cya guys at the show, i have been callin cap about getting u guys a show with almost heroes, penhead and ditch raymond, but so far charles is always somewhere else...
nate...i would email u bout the drums but my email has dissapeared but maybe i can jus ask u bout them at the show? mainly i jus need a price.
i don't use a million commas...but when i'm online...i use to many....yea....
-- Punk Princess LaUrA (email@example.com), May 15, 2002.
-- alicia (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 15, 2002.
I'm going to come out there to wheatland find your shanties and kill you all. i'm not sure how i'll do it though. i think i will start by shoving white hot pokers up your buttholes. after treating your wounds to insure that you survive for a little more torture, I'll misquote songs making them into lame jokes. then i will carefully slice open your bellies and insert a live sewer rat in to each of your stomachs. after sewing up your bellys i will watch as the rats slowley eat you from the inside. while you are watching on in pain i will disembowel all of your family members, and then fuck thier carcasses. by this time you will be overcome by pain. but i, with my dick still in the wounds of your dead sybling, will revive you. by playing cannibal corpse's "butchered at birth" as you wake you look around to see all of your pets have been crucified. they struggle to breath as their diaphragms are collapsing. Blood flows from where the nails pierced their paws. then you stop weeping. but only from your left eye for i thrust my penis through your eye socket and deep into your brain. then i take your dead body out to the sheep field. the sheep fuck your carcass just like you fucked them when you were living. then i will go back to shanty and set it a blaze. as i walk off i am overcome by flatulence and i break wind near the final resting place of your mother. Punk princess laura you are a stupid fucking dyke. i would tell you on a regular basis about the many ways i plan to rape and murder you however i am banned from the fne message board and don't have the desire to call you. Fuck everyone who reads this. fuck them in the ass with a meathook. yes, meathook sodomy for all who like team karate whorehouse. for they are faggots.
-- (email@example.com), May 17, 2002.
This is interesting, when did you get such awesome fans? I can't wait to meet this cheerful fellow who threatened not only my brothers lives, but also my own! Hurray! Maybe if I am really lucky I will be able to come to one of the shows and meet our new friend. I think I will ask him out on a date, he sounds like the kind of guy I would want to talk home to meet Mom, oh wait, he threatened to kill her too! Allas, there will be no one left to attend out wedding.
-- TKW "Sybling" (WhyAmISoMuchCoolerThanThe WangitronsWhoPost OnThe MessageBoard?@Sarah.com), May 20, 2002.
normally i am only attracted to men. but there is something about this young woman that turns me on. perhaps it's the idea of being married to a corpse. it could be that i always wanted someone to TALK me home to meet thier mother. midway through typing my post i realized the person i am responding to never specified thier sexual orientation. please tell me you are a homosexual man. if you are you would be the perfect lover for me. we would walk hand in hand, wearing only chaps, and whispering sweet nothings in each others ears. you would weave sarcastic tales of scandelous romance and adventure. while i tell low brow tales of obscene acts of cruelty and sexual deviance. a match made in heaven, not quite. but a perfect love shared by two light hearted souls. what could have been two ships passing silent in the night blossums into a beautiful relationship. a two some of leather men exchange hand jobs in the park as they frolic in a field of clover. oh what bliss would be in store for us if only we were to meet. i must go for now but i long to read the words of my potential lover. oh sweet TKW "Sybling", i will keep you close to my heart always.
seriously though, let's have anal sex.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 24, 2002.
well sarah, it seems as if you have wrangled yourself a good old fashioned cowboy. he seems to be a real charmer, so grab him by the lariat and never let go!
seriously though, this kid is very imaginative.
-- pony power (email@example.com), May 29, 2002.
CreepyColon, you have no idea how lucky I am. Does Ron ever threaten to kill you? I think not! Does he wear chaps and ask you for anal sex? You should be so lucky! Is Ron probably a morbidly obese prepubescent boy with no friends who is addicted to the internet and posts rambling and largely incoherent letters on the message boards of bands he claims to hate? NO! I am the luckiest woman alive. I am counting the seconds until I can come home and meet my future husband/soul-mate/stalker.
seriously though, radiohead rules and you guys suck it
-- A TKW Sista in Love (IfOnlyIWereAGayMan@ILoveChaps.com), May 31, 2002.