After that debarcle yesterday I took the gusette to the Oz National League final, 43,000 people in Subiaco Oval.

Perth Glory lost 1 - 0 I should have guessed!

Now I will be miserable for ages because there is no next week!!

I have already stuck the boot into both of Mrs gus' champion pussies, ripped up my tickets, burnt the video machine pained everything that was black, white, purple and orange in the house to a lovely beige colour punctured my football and buried it in the yard.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2002

Answers

Awaiting more Pain

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2002

No comment necessary, "I have already stuck the boot into both of Mrs gus' champion pussies"

;7)

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2002