Seel the Geordie lad Dave got knocked off yesterday but an interesteing "test" having not seen family for 8 weeks they intriduced his son but the test was he wasn't allowed to comminicate or touch his son. After this test he cought a glimpse of his lad, what does he ask?

How are the Toon getting on, where are they in the league & last but not least, how's hie wife - class

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2002

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He was the only reason to watch the programme (once Drew's chest was voted off). Particulalry enjoyed watching his disbelief when faced with Taifun and Sussanah. Hilarious that they belitteld his simple tastes and yet he always had the class to not try to discomfort any of them for having their heads miles up their backsides. A champion.

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2002

He was excellent. A good embassador for the area I thought because he handled himself throughout as genuine and strong willed. Certainly not the thick Gazzaesque type. The wife told me she would divorce me or tell me the toon were in relegation if I asked the same questions in the same order.

I told her she'd better divorce me then.

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2002