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: Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 10:55 PM Subject: New Recruit

> >> > > >>>New Recruit >> >>A successful female executive stood before the >>Pearly Gates, facing St. Peter himself. "Strange," >>mused St. Peter, "we've never had an executive make >>it this far before. I'm not sure what to do with you. >>While I think it over, I'll let you experience a day >>here and a day in Hell." >> >>So the female exec spent an entire day lounging on >>clouds, playing the harp, having intelligent civilized >>discussions with great philosophers. Her 24 hours >>passed quickly and she was then transported to Hell >>where the Devil took her to a beautiful country club >>where she found many of her old friends, dressed to >>the nines, drinking, joking, laughing, having a great >>time. They talked old times, played golf, had steak >>and lobster, drank Champagne and danced till dawn. >>Before she knew it, her 24 hours was up and she was >>back at the Pearly Gates. >> >>St. Peter said, "I've considered your placement, and >>decided I'll just let you choose where you wish to >>spend eternity." >> >>She thought only briefly before she replied. "Well, >>Heaven was nice, but, no offense, I had a great time >>in Hell." And back down she went. But this time she >>found herself in a desolate wasteland covered with >>garbage. Her friends were still there, but now they >>were dressed in rags, picking up garbage and carrying >>it from one pile to another. >> >>"Wait a minute," stammered the woman to the Devil, >>"I don't understand. Yesterday when I was here, there >>was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster >>and drank Champagne and we danced the night away, >>having a wonderful time. Now everyone's slaving away >>hoveling garbage." >> >>The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were >>recruiting you. Today, you're staff!" >> > > > > >

-- Anonymous, May 08, 2002

Answers

So the female exec spent an entire day ................................., having intelligent civilized discussions with great philosophers.

And there was me thinking it was gonna be about this Greenspun BBS :-(

Her 24 hours passed quickly and she was then transported to Hell

......followed by a quick trip to the RTG board ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 08, 2002


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