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Listening to NPR (National Public Radio) which is a nationwide broadcast and on comes the bloody mayor of Hartlepool. They actually had a bit on this well respected radio program about a mascot that has been voted mayor of an English town. He was going on about giving free bananas to the kids (which is good) and this whole monkey business.I kept wondering to myself wouldn't it have been funnier if it was Sunderland.
ATTENTION HIJACKERS: do your worst.
-- Anonymous, May 03, 2002
Take me to Cuba now you infidels or I shall blow this thread sky high!
-- Anonymous, May 03, 2002
On the basis that you can't get too much if a good thing .....This three legged dog goes into a bar in Tucson and says 'I'm lookin' fer the man who shot mah paw'.
I like that.
It's very near the top of my list of favourite one liners. :-}EEE}
-- Anonymous, May 03, 2002
Well, I guess it is pretty funny for you folks in Wesherton. After aal, most of the dogs you see have only got 2 legs - and they are usually never seen together.
-- Anonymous, May 04, 2002
not bad work at £53,000 pa ... swapping the monkey suit for the monkey suit
-- Anonymous, May 06, 2002