1 Hardly Used Uruguayan Striker - striking resemblance to Sally Gunnell. £100

67000 Hotel Rooms in Glasgow for one night only, May15 ANY REASONABLE OFFER CONSIDERED

1 Open Top Double Decker - cancellation for May 16 . CALL MANCHESTER 1-800 HAHAHA

30,000 T -Shirts "Manchester United - Champions League Winners 2002" £1 EACH WHILE STOCKS LAST

25, 000 Commemorative Mugs "Double Winners 2002" £10 THE LOT

any more?

J

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

Answers

that is kinda funny about forlan, fancy going out of your way to make sure middlesboro don't sign him and then never play him. And while were on the subject of strikers why couldn't JDT do for us what he did/is doing for feyenoord. I bet we meet him in the CL and no doubt the bastard will score 3 or 4.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

I hope so syme - JDT's just signed for AC Milan on a Bosman: 4 yrs @ £40k per week.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

Clarky, forgive me but I am confused. Why would you want JDT to score 3 or 4 against us?? Unless of course we score 5 or 6 against them. Or is it because that would mean we got past the qualifying rounds, if so, then I see yer point.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

Hahaha! You just can't stop these bliddy Heaton boys havin' a scrap, can you. Even if they're 4000 bliddy miles aprat :-)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

WANTED:

67,000 packets of kleenex (preferably unused). Also, one extremely large box of makeup to cover one redder than usual nose/face.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

25, 000 Commemorative Mugs "Double Winners 2002" £10 THE LOT

Oui monsieur. Je les voudrais.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002