Corinthian League Match 7

30 April 1996, Leeds away, we won 1-0 courtesy of a Keith Gillespie goal. Being a clean sheet all the defensive players enjoy their bonus points.

Playername	Status	Pts
Hislop	Started	4
Watson	Started	3
Peacock D	Started	3
Albert	Started	3
Elliott R	Started	3
Lee	Started	2
Beardsley	Started	2
Batty	Started	2
Gillespie	Started	4
Barton	Substitute	2
Ferdinand	Started	2
Asprilla	Started	2
Clark	Substitute	1

Premiership

Home			Away
Barton's Samba	3	2	Dynamo Seghill
East Hepple Harriers	2	4	Brewery Droopers
Fatfield Fantoms	3	2	Bokbefok
Fumblebuck United	4	3	Mortlake Mags
Kegsy's Kickabouts	3	3	Oooarya Oooarya FC
Unreal Whalemeat	4	1	The CosmoStars
Wallsend Old Boys	4	3	Real Gone Kid
Yelli's Yobs	5	2	Pilgrim's Converts

Division 1

Home			Away
Baltimorons	3	5	Deportivo la Cramlington
Douglas All Boys	4	3	Cunning Linguists
Fife Flyers	4	2	Blaydon Racers
Garcia's Missing Finger	3	4	Minnesota Fatties
MinesaS&N Academicals	2	2	Preston Big End
Wandering Athletic	2	2	The SuperTarts
Wark This Way	3	1	Spayne
Wellfield Wanderers	1	1	Raphael's Rovers

Break out the bubbly, Ooarya Ooarya FC and Preston Big End each doubled their tally for the season!

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Answers

Thank the sweet lord! ;o{)

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Tables

Premiership
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Brewery Droopers	Pete Miller	7	4	0	0	16	11	2	0	1	13	12	29	18	6
Dynamo Seghill	jonno	7	5	1	0	23	14	0	0	1	2	3	25	16	8
Fatfield Fantoms	Pit Bill	7	5	1	1	24	19	0	0	0	0	0	24	16	5
Kegsy's Kickabouts	Kegsy	7	4	3	0	30	24	0	0	0	0	0	30	15	6
Barton's Samba	Barton	7	2	1	1	12	11	2	1	0	18	8	30	14	11
Fumblebuck United	Galaxy	7	4	2	1	26	19	0	0	0	0	0	26	14	7
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	7	3	1	2	24	20	0	0	1	3	4	27	10	3
Mortlake Mags	Dan	7	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	4	20	24	20	9	-4
Unreal Whalemeat	Josh	7	1	0	1	5	9	2	0	3	18	19	23	9	-5
Real Gone Kid	SellElena	7	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	4	21	21	21	7	0
Bokbefok	Bok	7	1	0	1	5	5	1	1	3	15	15	20	7	0
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	7	2	0	2	16	19	0	1	2	7	9	23	7	-5
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	7	0	0	0	0	0	1	3	3	22	28	22	6	-6
The CosmoStars	PeteT	7	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	5	21	28	21	6	-7
East Hepple Harriers	True	7	1	0	6	18	29	0	0	0	0	0	18	3	-11
Oooarya Oooarya FC	gus	7	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	5	20	28	20	2	-8

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Division 1
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Garcia's Missing Finger	Tony Green Jnr	7	5	1	1	26	14	0	0	0	0	0	26	16	12
Deportivo la Cramlington	Andy	7	4	0	2	20	15	1	0	0	5	3	25	15	7
Minnesota Fatties	Screacher	7	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	2	21	20	21	15	1
Fife Flyers	macbeth	7	4	2	1	22	16	0	0	0	0	0	22	14	6
Wark This Way	Bobby	7	2	1	1	14	16	2	1	0	8	6	22	14	0
The SuperTarts	Steph	7	0	0	0	0	0	3	2	2	25	19	25	11	6
MinesaS&N Academicals	Muzzainoz	7	3	2	2	19	15	0	0	0	0	0	19	11	4
Cunning Linguists	Kennyboy	7	3	1	0	14	9	0	1	2	8	10	22	11	3
Douglas All Boys	Gibbo	7	3	0	4	20	26	0	0	0	0	0	20	9	-6
Wandering Athletic	Paul	7	1	1	0	11	7	1	1	3	13	15	24	8	2
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	7	0	1	1	4	5	2	1	2	17	15	21	8	1
Wellfield Wanderers	Softie	7	1	3	2	13	16	0	1	0	2	2	15	7	-3
Baltimorons	Ciara	7	1	1	2	11	11	0	2	1	9	13	20	6	-4
Raphael's Rovers	Nick Raphael	7	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	4	14	20	14	5	-6
Spayne	Garcie	7	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	6	10	20	10	3	-10
Preston Big End	Clarky	7	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	5	16	29	16	2	-13

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

That's end to all those tooth-pick jibes clarky. Still, could be worse, you could have all the information at your fingertips, play mostly home games, and end up a mid-table side :-(

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Pleased to see I'm top of the nomadic sub-league. ;@)

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

I think we should end this nonsense of giving the home team an advantage in the points scoring sytem.

Whaddya mean it was my idea?

(Dynamo Seghill suffer first defeat of season - in their first away fixture)

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Is there a POINT to that comment Clarky

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Jonno - having played 7 games away, and 0 at home to date, I must lodge the strongest possible objection to your appeal to the Corinthian League Authorities.

Howay man, giz a chance - I haven't given up hope of making a late surge and qualifying for the Chumps League yet! ;o{)

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Doesn't bother wuhz at aal Clarky. Yet another away win for the Fatties (5th so far oot o' 7), this tyem at the table-toppers. Eeh - life is sweet .

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Third on goal diff ? Some buggas gannin behind my back, management wise.

It's completely screwing up my long term team build strategy.

Weren't supposed to be anywhere near this level for another five years.

Some sneaky git's sabotaging everything I'm trying to achieve with this bunch of no-hopers.

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2002

Showing typical strength of character to come back from the shock defeat last week, Wark go marching on!

-- Anonymous, April 29, 2002

A valuable away win. Keep it up, lads...

-- Anonymous, April 29, 2002

A mixed season so far. Poor at home but travelling well - not lost away as yet. Hoping to translate this away form into better performances at Le Stade de Merd des Agneaux.

-- Anonymous, April 29, 2002