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I vote for "anal constriction". ballot box
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 24, 2002
Rectal awareness for Mental Health, February 19, 2002
Reviewer: A reader from San Diego, CA
This book is better than lithium. I was depressed for years until I came across Mr. Nishigaki and his incredible anus book. I was skeptical at first, but after only a week of the recommended anus exercises, I could feel my spirits lifting, my buns firming and my blank-shooting ability reaching new heights. It's now been three months since I began the program, and I feel as if I've finally mastered my emotions. Nope, no more crying jags at the liquor store...for me. Instead, whenever I get down or feel as though I might need to abuse myself, I simply stop, concentrate on crushing the imaginary walnut in my anus and-BLAMMO!-all depressing and/or criminal thoughts are gone in a single squeaky fart. Of course, the resultant hemorrhoidal burning and itching can suck a bit, but I just think of it as the price one has to pay for rectal sanity.
-- (Master Shigeo@dojo.dumpin'), April 24, 2002.
I am close to being a WASP. If I were Anglo-Saxon, I'd be a WASP. So I sympathize with WASPs, don't like seeing them put down all the time, as they continually are nowadays.
Now WASPs are derided for being tight-assed individuals. OK fine, that's why they have better mental health than the rest of the population.
-- Peter Errington (email@example.com), April 24, 2002.