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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole' is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002


A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

"Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees". She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did.

"Now go ahead take out my . . . " he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well ... go ahead".

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said. . ."Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

Hehehheeh...I thought this was a "carl" joke!

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

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