I knew it. I just knew it.

Clarky will now be unbearably, unutterably insufferable because of how far oot the winda he's manourvered my bum.

That lumbering oaf Shearer played out of his skin tonight and if I was still of child bearing age, I'd have his, given half a chance.

Quarter of a chance ?

Millionth of a chance. ?

Aw, howweh Al, hev a heart.

Bliddy hell, hoo'm ah ganna sell enough Big Issues to traipse roond Europe following a dead beat who hasn't enough common to realise ee's finished ?

Bollix. I'm ganna hang mesell.

Efter a've had a lie doon.:-{E} :-{E}

Ah feel canny. Peuced. But canny.:-{EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE}

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

Answers

LOL Pit Bill. If he hadn't have scored twice, I wouldn't have said it was one of his better games. But scoring is what it's all about, and nobody does it better.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

I'm saying nowt bonny lad - you're a real supporter, not a plastic fan, and quite entitled to have yer say.

You missed a great night last night - bloody fantastic.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002

Kindly refrain from rubbing it in, Mr Clark. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2002