Three men are sitting (wrapped in towels) in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. Tim presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager, " he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. Max lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." Dave, feeling decidedly "low-tech", steps out of the sauna. in a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper emerging from his butt. The others raise their eyebrows. Invoking the best poker face he can muster, he explains, "I'm getting a Fax."

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Answers

I thought he was trying to earn some brownie points! phoenix

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

That was a brahma the first time I heard it Screach, ony they were playing golf. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002