Corinthian League Match 5

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Corinthian League Match 5

23 March 1997, Wimbledon Away, we drew 1-1 with a goal from Tino. It's easy to forget how often we had to play without Shearer and Sir Les that season.

Playername Status Pts
Hislop Started 2
Barton Started 2
Batty Started 2
Peacock D Started 2
Lee Started 2
Asprilla Started 4
Ginola Started 2
Gillespie Started 2
Watson Started 2
Elliott R Started 2
Albert Started 2

Premiership:

Home     Away
Barton's Samba 2 3 Brewery Droopers
Dynamo Seghill 2 1 Bokbefok
East Hepple Harriers 2 3 Mortlake Mags
Fatfield Fantoms 4 2 Oooarya Oooarya FC
Fumblebuck United 4 1 Pilgrim's Converts
Kegsy's Kickabouts 3 1 Real Gone Kid
Wallsend Old Boys 3 2 Unreal Whalemeat
Yelli's Yobs 5 1 The CosmoStars

Division 1:

Home     Away
Baltimorons 2 2 Cunning Linguists
Deportivo la Cramlington 4 1 Blaydon Racers
Douglas All Boys 2 3 Minnesota Fatties
Fife Flyers 3 1 Preston Big End
Garcia's Missing Finger 2 1 Raphael's Rovers
MinesaS&N Academicals 1 0 Spayne
Wark This Way 3 1 Wandering Athletic
Wellfield Wanderers 1 1 The SuperTarts


-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Answers

Tables

Premiership                              
Team Manager Pld HW HD HL HF HA AW AD AL AF AA GF Pts GD
Brewery Droopers Pete Miller 5 4 0 0 16 11 1 0 0 3 2 19 15 6
Dynamo Seghill jonno 5 4 1 0 15 8 0 0 0 0 0 15 13 7
Kegsy's Kickabouts Kegsy 5 4 1 0 19 13 0 0 0 0 0 19 13 6
Fatfield Fantoms Pit Bill 5 4 1 0 16 11 0 0 0 0 0 16 13 5
Fumblebuck United Galaxy 5 3 1 1 19 13 0 0 0 0 0 19 10 6
Barton's Samba Barton 5 1 1 1 9 9 1 1 0 10 7 19 8 3
Yelli's Yobs Yelli 5 2 1 1 17 13 0 0 1 3 4 20 7 3
Unreal Whalemeat Josh 5 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 3 18 19 18 6 -1
Mortlake Mags Dan 5 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 3 11 15 11 6 -4
Pilgrim's Converts Pilgrim 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 2 12 15 12 5 -3
Real Gone Kid SellElena 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 3 13 15 13 4 -2
Bokbefok Bok 5 1 0 1 5 5 0 1 2 7 9 12 4 -2
Wallsend Old Boys Hiro 5 1 0 1 7 9 0 1 2 7 9 14 4 -4
The CosmoStars PeteT 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 4 13 19 13 3 -6
East Hepple Harriers True 5 1 0 4 13 19 0 0 0 0 0 13 3 -6
Oooarya Oooarya FC gus 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 14 22 14 0 -8


-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Division 1                              
Team Manager Pld HW HD HL HF HA AW AD AL AF AA GF Pts GD
Garcia's Missing Finger Tony Green Jnr 5 4 1 0 15 8 0 0 0 0 0 15 13 7
Cunning Linguists Kennyboy 5 3 1 0 14 9 0 1 0 2 2 16 11 5
Fife Flyers macbeth 5 3 2 0 16 11 0 0 0 0 0 16 11 5
Wark This Way Bobby 5 1 1 0 6 4 2 1 0 8 6 14 11 4
Deportivo la Cramlington Andy 5 3 0 2 16 12 0 0 0 0 0 16 9 4
Minnesota Fatties Screacher 5 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 2 14 15 14 9 - 1
MinesaS&N Academicals Muzzainoz 5 2 1 2 12 11 0 0 0 0 0 12 7 1
The SuperTarts Steph 5 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 2 12 12 12 7 0
Baltimorons Ciara 5 1 1 1 8 6 0 2 0 4 4 12 6 2
Douglas All Boys Gibbo 5 2 0 3 14 15 0 0 0 0 0 14 6 -1
Blaydon Racers Geordie 5 0 1 1 4 5 1 1 1 7 9 11 5 -3
Wandering Athletic Paul 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 3 13 15 13 4 -2
Raphael's Rovers Nick Raphael 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 3 11 14 11 4 -3
Wellfield Wanderers Softie 5 0 2 2 8 12 0 1 0 2 2 10 3 -4
Spayne Garcie 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 4 6 13 6 3 -7
Preston Big End Clarky 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 12 19 12 1 -7


-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

1-1 is better than nowt I suppose.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

gubbed

gutted :-(

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002


Another fabulous away win for the Fatties (the only one in wor division). We're not counting wor chicken tikkas yet, but Aah'm well stuffed chuffed with wor performances so far. Much as I'd like to put it aal doon to the coach, I'm afraid such luxuries are beyond wuh and we'll just hev ti tek the bus again next time. Of course, I put it aal doon ti aal this taak in the press about the "private shenannigans" surrounding the sex-life of wor opponent's manager, Sven Gobbi.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002


I wish to change my team name to "Aaron's aardvarks"

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Sorry Geordie, it was me foriegn signing coming good in the big games. He has a history of doing this sort of thing, generally with hat tricks.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Fair does... you can make "Barcelona" out of Blaydon Racers

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

When do we finish these friendly fixtures, and begin the CL season proper? ;o{)

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Bokbefok became the latest victims of Dynamo Seghill's mine shaft hazard. Despite assurances to the contrary that this would now be covered over, it rather appears that the entrance has actually been widened and the only covering consisted of some camoflauged tarpaulin sheets, which quickly collapsed as soon as stepped on. Bokbefok went into an early lead but the match descended into farce as 5 Bokbefok players chose to form a defensive wall in an ill chosen position and the Dynamo equaliser crashed into the net through the space they had occupied just seconds before.

Kenny Dalglish had bought a number of planks to resolve this problem but is playing them out of position and has put them down in the wrong penalty area.

A tight lipped ashen faced Sir Jonno, The Dynamo Supremo - a man who has worked himself up from nothing to extreme poverty was unequivocal in his summing up of this one sided performance. "We shafted the b@stards" was his curt rejoinder to questions about the fairness of the Dynamo tactics.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002


Guffed! Absolutely guffed.

Next up - at home to Barcelona Blaydon Racers.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002


How does the scoring work? I got 1 goal despite having a few players who played. Is it a ratio thing?

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Samba led on a merry dance, as the Droopers clock up their first away win and maintain their 100% record.

"We shafted them well and proper" wheezed their manager Windbag magnanimously. Followers of the league, however, are only too aware that the Droopers always get off to a firm start but lack stamina when the season begins to climax.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002


I'll double check Nick, but the basic formula is your total divided by 3 unless you are at home in which case it's (your total + 1) divided by 3. That score suggests 1 or 2 players only so I'll make sure it's working properly.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

I've checked up Nick and you only had a fellow with some choclate caught in his moustache and another one who smelled strongly of onions.

4 points: 1 goal. Such are the vagaries of fate that had this been a home game the extra point would have given you 2 goals.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002



Obviously being well fuelled at the Grey Bull the night before a game is the way to win things.

I feel like crap...

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002


Sorry Pilgrim.......maybe your team just don`t travel well. Taking they all to dinner at the Chewton Glen the night before might have been a bit of a mistake too!

However, I shall enjoy being upwardly mobile for the moment, as I think all these home games are flattering my team of soft southern gardeners.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002


No problem Galaxy. As the defending champions we're just in this one for fun - got to spread the trophies around the BBS. :o))

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

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