I'll ask everyone Nate's favorite question:

If you were a hot dog, and you were hungry, would you eat yourself?

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Answers

No.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Yes.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Maybe.

Nerds.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Depends... am I covered in mustard and onions and chilli. Cause that would be fab.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

No. Hot dogs make me gag.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

But if hot dogs make you gag, would you just be gagging all the time since you yourself were a hot dog?

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002