Stuck on an island West of West Papua, feeling a bit sorry for meself, need moral support ............ as well as surgical ...... informed this morning that the most numerous snake in the area is the "Common Death Adder" what does it do, fart in front of the in-laws or something ?? On arrival at the airstrip, the plane (ha !) was surrounded by people in various states of natural (very) attire, including a load of schoolgirls with small knapsacks, I was wondering to meself where they were off to on the plane, WRONG !!! They were checking out the new arrivals hoping to get a three month "contract" ........... where's the Missus when I need her ?

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

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Never heard them called knapsacks before. Comfortable for leaning your head against whilst taking a post-coital nap I suppose?

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

There's obviously a trade in it if they're all waiting for you to arrive mate....quite horrible really :(

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

They must have a really crap truant officer, ours used to find us wherever we were (well, chip shop or taxi office playing space invaders)

-- Anonymous, April 29, 2002