So Sven's sex life is the subject of intrusion from the NotW and The Sun. Ulrika. Did she used to be in something?

Who needs to know about Sven? As long as Sven seeks his pleasure with a member of the same species and that person is above the minimum legal age then neither I nor the NotW nor the Sun nor anybody else has any goddamned right to know ANYTHING about what he does.

And a World Cup coming up so our patriotic reporters start making life uncomfortable for the England manager? SCUM. Absolute SCUM. Every damned reporter involved in this story should be taken to the Tower, stretched on the rack for the duration of the World Cup, and then taken to be hung, drawn and quartered at Tyburn.

And to think that people on here would side with these slimeballs when they attack our club...

I hope I need not urge a boycott of those newspapers here as i trust you're all far too intelligent to buy such dross, but I really hope the people of England wake up and give these newspapers the massive kick in the balls they so richly deserve.

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

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Abhorrent Press

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

... people of England wake up and give these newspapers the massive kick in the balls they so richly deserve.

Nee chance Jonno.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

I may be being a bit cynical, and not having read any of the reports myself, but I wouldn't be surprised that Ms Johnsson and the tabloids have colluded or at very least understood that there is a mutual benefit to it all.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

That's nothing. People still buy the Sun after the lies they printed about Hillsborough. I know which I am more offended by.

The newspapers wouldn't sell unless they had a market. They are feeding a public want for sex secrets and scandal.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Who cares....if he didn't want to be in the paper then he shouldn't have been shagging about on his missus.....she looks quite fit for an old bird mind....surely better than having a quickie with that old bike ulrika...

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

And isn't Ulrika looking rough?!?!? 34? Aye, and the f**king rest, love.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

To quote Ulrika, "Me ears were me tits till I had me face lifted".

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

is that really a quote from Ulrika, PB? Could have sworn somebody else said it ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

LOL - very good :-) So what does Stan Collymore make of it all? Or is he twating some other lass about a pub at the moment? Allegedly...

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

sven just has to be adult about this

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

What??? The Sun was hilarious today. They had a photo case book thingie:

Sven: Do you know Tord Grip? Ulrika: No, but I'm willing to try anything.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

The intrusion into SGE's private life is an absolute disgrace, but pretty much the standard we have come to expect in the sick tabloid- society we live in. This guy has been fantastic since he came to England - so let's publicly destroy him: surely he deserves it?

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he walked out after the WC - and what a complete irony that would be if by then we had actually won the Big Banana!

One of these days the public in this country will realise that if you publicly pillory the best people available to do really important jobs, you finish up with the people we deserve doing these jobs - ie. dross.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002