'Lua Lua treated the crowd to five black flips and a somersault'

This probably won't work.

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

Answers

That's nothing. I'm sure I heard the BBC newsreader early yesterday evening referring to Sophie performing her first royal engagement "without Princess Edward".

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

Correct Shagga. It didn't

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

Princess Edward? What's wrong with that then? He's not a Queen yet is he?

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

It only confirms who really wears the pants in that family.

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

Sorry Shags, let fly with the pedantry on the 'On with the dance....' thread, before I read this one.

Quite unforgivable of me to assume Paul and I were the only ones who know the difference between a back flip and a back somersault.

Snivelling, grovelling, ass lickin apologies to all offended parties. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

Two countries separated by a common language. Ciara - we wear trousers over here honey pet. :-)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

Now don't go gettin yer knickers in a twist, Jonno... ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

I've always said pants for trousers actually.

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

You'll be receiving some briefs from my solicitor attourney if this keeps up Ciara. :-)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

Keeping things up seems to be the preferred option for many of us at the moment Jonno :-)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002