Do you like foot massages? Would you give a sensual foot massage (complete with lotion/oil) to a member of the same sex, or would you rather eat your own toe cheese than erotically stimulate a stranger's foot?

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

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I'm not too fond of the 'same sex' foot massage, but If somebody of the opposite had nice clean, fungus-free footsies, I might be willing to go through with it. I know where Joy got the idea for THIS one too. I did this with a bunch of other male and female missionaries-as an objest lesson. I'm pretty sure everybody present was sufficiently grossed-out so no worries of that happening again-that, and the fact that I'm not a missionary anymore may prevent. We talked about this topic ever-so-briefly in the car the other day and she shared her thought on the subject. She'll deny it, but deep down inside she wants Jaimee to rub her feet. Yeah, she's pretty sick...

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Giving foot massages to female missionaries as an "object lesson", hmm? Just what kind of objective did you have in mind?

Just for clarification, I have seen Jaimee's naked feet, and have never thought sinful thoughts about them, nor have I ever wanted to massage them.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

I got my very first foot massage just a couple weeks ago. I was sitting on the couch with Tim, with my feet in his lap, and he just picked one up and started rubbing it, like it was the most normal thing in the world. It felt very nice, and I thought it was the sweetest thing that had ever happened to me. Except for that other stuff. But still, it was nice. I liked it very much, and I would certainly be willing to reciprocate provided the person in question weren't Joy, and didn't have really nasty feet with dog poo or something on them. I'm not sure how I feel about it as a group activity, though. You Mormons have a wacky sense of fun.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Stop making fun of my poor feet, Joy! At least mine aren't square- shaped! So there!

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Those square-shaped toes helped my ancestors secure their footing along the rice paddies!

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002