I'm the crawlin' King Snake, and I rule my den [buh-ba, ba-bah, biddle-ip, buh-ba, duh-dah]

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Answers

There is, a house, in New Orleans [brrriiiinnngggg] they call, the Risn' Sun [biddlleeee, diddle didddle didddle]

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Softie are you on the linament and coke again??

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Sorry, but this thread is silly and must be terminated forthwith.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

That's a very astute observation Softie. Can you recall the address of this house in New Orleans? Would it be on the north side or on the south side near the lake?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Leave off! It's Friday, the sun is shining, footie tomorrow, I have a magnificent bacon, egg, sausage and black pudding sandwich from Grainger Market and I've decided to bang out some top '60s tunes on my Hammond Organ.

"Let me tell you about Texas Radio and the Big Beat..."

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Mrs Hammond told me that organ is grossly overrated

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Do you do requests?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

...yes, they reckon size isn't everything!

Bacon, egg, sausage and black pudding!! Does that come with added cholesterol spread?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Pure protein in a bun. Mmmmmmmm.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Only £1.30 by the way. I could buy a healthy meal in Boots for a knockdown £2.50 and lick the packaging in vain for a fraction of the hunger satisfying power of the Grainger Blockbuster Bombs.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

I've somehow managed to get my newton's cradle in knots. Been trying for an hour and a sodding half to unknot it. Nothing else for it, I'm just going to have to come back to it when I'm pissed.

See you tomorrow Softie!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Black pudding. So what gives it its marvelous color? I can't think of anything edible besides eggplant skins or something burned.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

It's just a scab basically. A bladder full of blood.

Blood in the streets in the town of New Haven...

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Sounds yummy!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

What is going on on this board? Everyone is losing the plot with all the excitement of end of season! Still it's entertaining.

Softie - are you 'stoned - immaculate'? (see i get those Doors references even if they were before my time.)

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

"Black Puddin's very black today mutha - even the white bits are black"

From "The testing of Eric Oldthwaite" - Michael Palin - Ripping Yarns.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Ah yes - the doors. I find B&Q have the biggest range but Magnet and Southern are better quality. Mind, as for Windows, I find they're all cr@p - but I blame Bill Gates for all that.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

You've never heard 'House of the Rising Sun' till you've heard me murder, err, sing it. It's me favourite.

I love black pudding too.

What were we talking about again?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

I think we were talking about Mr Mojo Risin'.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Woke up this morning, got myself a beer

Just figured that it must be 10 years since Oliver Stone reinvented the Doors so all the students will have forgotten about them and I can listen to my albums again.

Out here on the perimeter there are no stars

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Softie, a single request & me#y favorite by the artist formally know as Captain Morga, - Fire Dee dee dee, I want you to burn Dee dee dee - I see you burn Dee dee dee dee deeeeeeee

I must gett the old viz files out, not as funny as they used to be no doubt.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Show me the way to the next Whisky bar

oh don't ask why

oh don't ask why

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

DlF I have the issue when he launched his campaign for readers to send a fiver after they got whacked for royalties. Definitely one of their best inventions.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Build me a woman..........Make her six feet tall

OK, back to B&Q

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002