It's dark, in a nightclub. You get lucky and switch on the light. Do you go any further? Test yourself now! Trickier than you think

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Answers

11/16 just goes to show, Crocodile Dundee's method of grabbing the packet is probably the most reliable examination. This of course could be construed as a 'come-on' so mebbees the chat up line should begin "Do you come here often?" followed by "Are you a bloke?".

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

11 outa 16 not bad ....

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

I got 13 right 1st attempt. One of my lady cow-orkers managed a pitiful 8!

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Is it co-incidence or for re-assurance that you feel the need to add 'boy' after Kenny? :-))

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

14/16, but the other 2 were very actractive men!

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Its cos there WAS another ken on here and outa respect i choose not to change now....

KB

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Bobby, "cow-orkers"

how exactly do you ork a cow?

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

12/16 "but ah was drunk"

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Geordie - you discover all sorts of things living in the country!

It's from 'Dilbert' who substitute co-workers for cow-orkers...

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

14/16, but I must admit a few of them were guesses.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Syme, I got 12. What do you think, same 12? Mind, I'm sober. Being drunk and closing in on 1 of the 4 could leave a nasty memory.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

12/16, damn now im afraid to go out looking at beutiful girls =/

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Tell ye what it was a mystery to me, some of them man things were canny and some of the real lasses were man things by anyones standard. Gotta stop drinking first thing in the morning at work.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Sudden, looking's okay. It's touching you want to be wary of.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Heh 14 right, mind some of the woman stumped me as to whether they actually were.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

I got 14 ! Not that it really matters to me, I won't be in the situation where I could make a grave error ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

2 poor girls would have missed out, but one "guy" would have been happy, 13/16

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Your link has gone tits up Bobby, cant get to the page. Another link please?

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

same as macbeth, 2 hounds and 1 that would have shocked me by peeing standing up

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Haha ya Myst, thats true

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Cannit gettit te work

It redirects me to BT Openworld homepage or something like that.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Yeh, did the same with me.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002