One that always works for me is to walk through as many piles of dog doo on the way to an important meeting, whatever that is, and just sit there looking beatific.

Another, some say, is just to turn up for work.:-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Answers

Aggravating prik.

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Another, some say, is just to turn up for work.

So they've been a pretty contented lot until recently, eh?? ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Of course.

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

That's why I spend most days WAH. Besides, we get a better class of dog turd up here ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

So if you walk through dog turd, then go into work, Screach, do you annoy yourself? ;-)

Another method used to great effect by one of the secretaries in my office is to whinge non-stop (about your personal life) for 8hrs a day to anyone pretending to listen(in person or on the phone), every day. I've grown used to the constant stream so am less annoyed and more amazed at how she manages to keep it going so consistently. ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Why should one wish to annoy anyone - work colleagues or not?

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Well, at my last place of work the buggers all annoyed me! :-)

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Divvent worry about it Bobby, it appears to be more widespread than just at your last place of work. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Ciara....her hair colour might provide a clue....

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

I'd ask you to double check the hair colour but that would be just crude....

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Well, I'm not going to double-check, but now that you mention it...she is blonde, though it looks to be of the bottle variety. And she wears blue eyeshadow.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

But does the cup match the saucer, as Frank Skinner put it last night?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

Is she a geordie, Ciara?

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002