What would you rather be doing right now, instead of sitting at your computer answering my lame questions? Feel free to fantasize.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

Answers

masturbating. hey, speaking of masturbating....

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

Am I allowed to be lame and say something like, "I'd rather be with Tim." I do like to be lame. Then again, I'm not sure that I'd like to be with Tim, since he'd apparently just be sitting there masturbating.

So, since it's late, I will retract my lame answer and say that I'd rather be sleeping.

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Tim, I never ever want that mental picture. Ever.

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

I'd read dear Tim's entry with his mother and watch her weep tears of shame and utter embarassment upon realizing that, 1)her sweet son has confessed to the world (or this message board anyway) that he's found a trusty conpanion in his own limb (or limbS as the case may be), and 2),that she can never again ask of him to peel the carrots or potatoes for Her grandmother's beef-n-vegetable stu recipe for fear of what he may attempt to do with them behind her back....

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

That just reminds me of my Kowloon Garden experience with Jaimee, in which I got this crazy rash that lasted for weeks after I ate there one night. My mom was convinced it was because one of the cooks put "jacula" (Tagalog for ejaculate) in my food. Every time my mom mentions "jacula", she completes it with a vivid hand motion for the full effect. Maybe if you're lucky, she'll show you sometime.

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2002

Sitting in front of my computer in my own house.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

ON A ROAD TRIP, MAN!

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002