[ot] Truer words were never spoken

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Truer words were never spoken...

THE PLAN In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And the workers spoke among themselves, saying, "This is a crock of shit, and it stinks."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy.

And that, my friends, is how shit happens.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2002

Answers

No shit!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2002

Heh...

I do calligraphy as a creative outlet...about 15 years ago or so, for Christmas one year I made each of my staff a framed copy of those very wise words. It was a hit, especially coming from The Boss! Of course, everyone knew my boss was an absolute idiot, and I received a not insignificant amount of gratitude from those who reported to me for keeping her (and her ideas!) out of our department as much as I could. :-)

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2002


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