In the spirit of the Iron Chef battles thread...

I would like to see the Osbourne's (with Frank) trade some space with Mariah Carey (with Doug). I want to see Frank charm the devil out of Ozzy's family - you know they'd fall in love with him, country charm notwithstanding. I want to see Doug and Mariah drive each other to breakdowns in 24 hours or less.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

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I'd want to see Frank in charge of redoing Allen Iverson's rec room.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

I would love to see Vern decorate a room in Roseanne Barr's house.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002