Gan anybody remember what his parting words were? Something like, if I remember correctly: Newcastle is a shitty little town, the manager doesn't know what the f*ck he's talking about. This poxy club has no ambition, and I'm off.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

Answers

He said words to that effect, but was not quite as polite.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

I read on one website last week that "inside information" (from a player) had revealed that Goma deliberately ducked playing against Quinny and the mackems only to then declare himself fit the following day for the next fixture.

This could just be a set up ahead of the Fulham game, but actually it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

Gutless, miserable, mercenary, French f**k. Hope Shearer hits the ball down his throat.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

Has anybody read his comments on ICDP. He's going on about the good time he had and memories. Prick!

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

B*****D had a half decent game for them

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

I have it from a reliable source that when at Newcastle he had a bird in London and used to shag her while wearing his NUFC socks.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

That will teach her to wear his socks /<;

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2002

Where did he wear these socks? Was that his idea of safe sex?

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2002

Nah, couldn't be. United never had that sort of penetration when he played...

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2002

For some reason, I never like the blerk - possibly something related to his passport! I was looking forward to Shearer giving him a good tousing last night. Never bloody materialised and the bugger looked horribly unruffled all night.

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2002