http://www.cathospital.co.uk/

I think he's dead. Hasn't moved all morning.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Answers

Neither have I, Softie. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

11:10:35 he just moved ...Pheeeww!! a relief

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Looks a bit like my Raymond when he was a teensy ikkle kitten...awww

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

i thought for a minute there that we were going to have the Fulham match cancelled!

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

I was just curious as to why you would want to frank the cat. Unless he's like that big bugger that was in the papers two weeks ago I would have thought that you could get him into one of those large padded envelopes, and just drop him off at the Post Office. They'll take care of the rest.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

I reckon he is dead. Somebody is shifting his position in the half minutes between updates. I mean, who'd watch if it was obvious he was dead ? :-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Somebody is shifting his position in the half minutes between updates.

I think Schroedinger is a prime suspect here...

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Anyone with experience of pussies will tell you they don't tend to move much unless prompted.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

That wallpaper is mint - I've put it on me machine.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

We'll never know till we look Jonno. Incidentally, did Schroedinger's cat ever have kittens ?:-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

'Prompted' Bobby ?

Not the word I'd have chosen, but decorum probably forbids. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Well, I could have said "...they don't tend to move much unless stroked", but as you say that would have been too much

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Hes fine hes gone for a walk now

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

This is like the Crown in Belfast, revisited. Only more dull ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Awwww...this is cute! Frank is staring out the window now.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Why's he in hospital in the first place ?

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Oh no! Frank just made a run for it. Has he escaped? *cue dramatic music*

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

PB, he was hit by a car. There are links to his x-rays on the site. Just in case you always wanted to see the contents of a cat's intestines. Mmmmm

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

....captured and off to see the vet now.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

You lot need work to do.....no wonder the world is going down the pan with people like you lot watching pussies all day long...

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

At least we're not paying for it...this time ;-))

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Just checked out the web site. There are 324 people currently logged on to Frank the cat. And it seems like about 320 of them are also logged onto this BBS. We need to get out more. Or get real jobs.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Can I help it if I'm temping at a government agency where they're happy to pay me for sitting around doing nothing most days? :-)

Actually I do have work, but it's scanning files so I have plenty of time to watch Frank while waiting for the PDFs to generate. Your tax dollars at work!(well, if you're American...and living in Maryland);-)

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Ciara, Frank's intestinal xrays are nowt compared with the latest natural world programme on offer from BBC1. Weird Creatures ? That's the understatement of the year.

Last week's was about defense tactics, demonstrated by flocks of redstarts or fieldfares or somesuch dive bombing a hunter with molten merde, veritable tons of guano being rained down on him as he was lining up to blast a moose into oblivion. The moose got away, so it was a sort of poetic justice in a way.

And some seagull chick things honking the vilest fishy yellow snot you can imagine - if you're that way inclined :-{E} - into the face of a poor bugga shinning up a cliff face where these things had been left alone in the nests while the parents went fishing.

The poor sod just had to take everything they spewed at him, cos there just was no escape short of letting go and plummeting miles down into the sea. You've never seen a climber move so fast. Spiderman had nowt on this guy.

And cobras squirting a blinding venom through hollow fangs like syringes, about twenty feet or so into the eyes of whatever got close enough to put the wind up it.

All very educational but that's what I'd call being put off your tea. Frank's intestinal Xrays are for pussy cats.:- {E}

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

eeeeyuggghh! I think the cat xrays are enough for me. Though I quite like the idea of animals getting one over on human hunters. ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Hell, you don't need x-rays to see a cat's intestines. Just drive round any busy road in town. They're aal ower the place (if ye knaa wot aah meeen).

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Hmmm - it's 21:00 here in Fattyland which is 4:00am in UK. As the site says, during the hours of darkness, they won't be showing any updates. Well, both camera pictures s are completely black. Yet there's still 66 other mad bu99ers out there watching :-(

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002

Frank just trashed his cage. Reports that he was shouting "Cattica! Cattica!" whilst banging his waterbowl against the sides of the cage are yet to be confirmed.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2002

I think he's escaped.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2002