We need to Everton to bounce back away at Chelsea and the mackems to stuff O'Leary at Elland Road. I can't cheer for Spurs against the Arse even picturing smuggy Wenger.

We might find Chelsea in our seat when we play Fulham on Monday so I hope we remember to bring our big boots with us.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

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It's a shame we didn't win at Villa. The Chelsea-ManU could then have been a win/win game - a Chelsea win opening up 3rd place, and a ManU win securing our 4th place. I still think 4th is reasonably comfortable, as long as we don't lose 2 of our remaining games...

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Geordie boot boys ? Oh yes, we'll be there. We're mental.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

We're not going to win the league anyway, so the main priority has to be to get to 4th place, which means I want Man U to beat Chelsea, or a draw as 2nd best. And Middlesborough to win the FA Cup so that Leeds are forced to go into the Intertoto and lose 4-4 to Troyes on away goals. (Looks like Troyes might be in the Intertoto again, last time I looked)

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Then we can pick up a couple of cheap Leeds players for our Champs League campaign. Maybe Harte? And Ferdinand?

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

My wants are simple...us to finish as high as possible(preferably in CL spot without having to go through qualification rounds) and Manure not win the league.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

We can pick up Ferdinand, he'd be perfect for us, but please not Harte. Harte is basically a left winger who isn't as good as Kewell so they put him as a left back.

Man Utd CANNOT slip up again if they have any ambition of winning the league, which is why they are almost certain to beat Chelsea. Fulham are the worst team in the league at the moment, 1 point from last 8 games is exactly the form of a team we should be stuffing big time.

Everton have been pretty good results wise if you neglect our game with them, so at least they should give Chelsea a battle, who tend to bottle it a bit when they come up against a physical team.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

"Fulham are the worst team in the league at the moment, 1 point from last 8 games is exactly the form of a team we should be stuffing big time".

Hhmmm. :0{I

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

As I said after Fulham's match a week ago Sunday(against Spurs??), they're a perfect candidate for a visit from the black and white Santa. Their webcast announcer spent nearly the entire match moaning about their upcoming trip to Newcastle and how it was a certain loss, blah blah.

We should stuff them, but in reality I'm afraid we'll probably just about escape with a draw.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

The fact is we haven't been beaten by a team oustide the top 6 for over 4 months. We haven't been beaten by a team outside the top 6 at home for over 5 months. Surely we are strong favourites?

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Pack it in you lot! you're stealing all my best lines! if you don't stop i'll have nothing to contribute anymore....

We're gonna turn fulham over 6-0...

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Of course we are.

Actually, probably 6-1, I can't see us keeping a clean sheet

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Fulham haven't won a match or kept a clean sheet since I put Van der Saar in my fantasy league team.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Jacko - Leave him in please.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Best scenario for me would be a 4-1 win with Malbranque scoring theirs and Bellers getting all ours!

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2002