Have a chuckle...

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This was reported to be a real ad found in a Florida Newspaper. Have a chuckle!

SBF(Single Black Female) Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods. Riding in your pickup truck. Hunting, Camping, Fishing trips. Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Orlando Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002


That is cute!

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002

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