Ok, so I may be the only doofus who forgot, but just in case....For those in the US intending to listen to our webcast tomorrow, remember UK clocks went back an hour this weekend, so tune in an hour earlier than usual tomorrow.

Just realized this when I opened a text update window for today's matches and saw they were already at half time. Doh!

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

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April Fool? (tm)Barry, 2002

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

Not an April Fool, has / did anyone see Pi$$ed One's goal...with his right-foot????

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

Defense Attorney: "What is your age?" Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old." DA: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?" LOL: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me." DA: "Did you know him?" LOL: "No, but he sure was friendly." DA: "What happened after he sat down?" LOL: "He started to rub my thigh." DA: "Did you stop him?" LOL: "No, I didn't stop him." DA: "Why not?" LOL: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago." DA: "What happened next?" LOL: "He began to rub my breasts." DA: "Did you stop him then?" LOL: "No, I did not stop him." DA: "Why not?" LOL: "Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!" DA: "What happened next?" LOL: "Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him 'Take me, young man, take me!'" DA: "Did he take you?" LOL: "Hell, no. He just yelled 'April Fool!!!' ...and that's when I shot the son of a b*tch!"

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

LOL!

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

Nice piece of topical April Foolery Ciara. UK clocks went forward. :- {E}

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

LOL, I always have problems keeping that straight. Anyhooos...the US is still an extra hour behind the UK until Saturday night, so the reminder about match time still stands. :-)

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

Spring forward, fall back

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

jonno marra, did YOU actually LOL at one of my jokes?

I've noticed a little spring in my step, thank you very big, I sure hope you have a nice day :-)

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

Bud - I dunno about Jonno, but I nearly fell of me bliddy chair (I suspect Jonno is strapped into his these days). Talk about ROTFLMAO. I'd sue for compensation of you weren't so well connected :)

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

Sorry Bud - "LOL!" was a typo. It should have read "LOL?". I was wondering if you knew her address...

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002

..so were all my "LOLs", dunno how they crept into the posting ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002