"Little Lomana Lua Lua, when he gets the right head on the right shoulders, has got the pace and the tricks to be another Craig Bellamy.

"He's strong, fast and can finish. I've told Lua Lua that when Craig is out injured it should open the door for him and he should be in the team'.

So Lx2, there you have it. You'll get a game when Craig is injured. Possibly. Unless Court's fit of course. Bet that makes you feel better. Why not start him on Tuesday instead of Cort, and sub him for Bellamy second half. Money where your mouth is Bobby.

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

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A Possible start?

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

when he gets the right head on the right shoulders

I must confess to being not completely as up-to-date on modern medical techniques as perhaps I should be (I was glad to see the back of those leeches) but I'm surprised that this is technically feasible. Could Dr Bill enlighten us on this one perhaps?

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

(I was glad to see the back of those leeches)

Hell's bells, Jonno. Where did they apply them and what was wrong with you??

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

Something to do with shampoo, ....."head" and "shoulders"?

;7)

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002

That was a bit flakey, Bud.

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2002