-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

Answers

"so Kev, is there any truth in the rumour that you recruited aliens for you backroom staff?"

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

"Id just love it , Love it if the heat from the readybreak keeps me warm all season"

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

I remember when this was all grass.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

Good one Softie!! :-)

Can u guys move out the way and let a decent photographer in - Hi Steph!!

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

Paparazzi descend on amazing "only bus stop in Tyne and Wear without child's plimsole on roof". (Manchester City manager looks on).

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

"...well Kevin, we're here tonight to tell you that there is more than one toothpaste fairy..."

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

"I told you that sparxx would bottle it. I'm here waiting and he hasn't shown. Soft tart!"

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

"Don't look now, but I'm being followed by little yellow men with a single flashing eye...what do you mean time for my medication?!"

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

The press corps prudently seek shelter in the away dugout when word gets around that Douggie and Fred are about to start throwing their change at the match officials.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

Keegan demonstrates the new Peter Reid anti fan dugout

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

ay, lads, a used to cit-eh f' matches ya know, in that seat.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

Can't for the life of me think of any, but ML3's made me laugh.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

city, cit-eh, eh? i'll get me coat

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002